A Mixed Bag of Whores

There are a few things going on in sports that I want to comment on. That is to say, each of these things are important enough to me to write a few sentences about in this post, rather than taking the time to devote a whole post to them. So I guess I don't care all that much, but here goes.

1)If Brett Favre comes back to the NFL, he should be shot in the testicles with a potato gun. I know that seams excessive, but I think it would be a shitty thing to do. Why is it that hundreds of other very high level athletes have been able to handle the end of their careers so well, but, Brett has been tripping over it for the last 3 or 4 years. I like Brett, but I think he needs to get a hobby or start banging a 23 year old. He'll forget about football real quick.

2)People have to stop bemoaning the move of the Sonics to Oklahoma City. Is the system broken? Yes, it is. We live in a world where a team owner can up and move to another city, with the full blessing of his commissioner, if the home city doesn't build them a 400 million dollar arena and provide him with four 23 year old Russian whores to be his harem. It happened in Charlotte and they got a team back, and at least Seattle will get to call their next shitty team by the same name.

3)Red Sox fans must remember what they were like 5 years ago and stop giving Tampa Fans (the few of them who go to games) a hard time for being pumped about being in first place. "It's only July 3rd" they say, but when you've never won (or haven't won since 1918) you have to take what you can get. During the Yankees dynasty, Sox fans acted the same way when they would have a lead in the AL East, and Yankees fans would tell them "we'll be in first when the season ends." Now, the tables are turned, and the Sox fans have replaced Yankee fans as the worst in baseball, and frankly they are acting like a bunch of 23 year old whores. Congrats, Go Rays.

4)Lastly, if Alex Rodriguez is really separating from his wife then it should be for a 23 year old skanky whore, not for a 50 year old talentless whore. For a guy who's worth a half a billion bucks, and is what some people consider good looking he sure picks strange dalliances. Remember the whole "stray-rod" thing from last year? Just another example of A-Rod striking out when the pressure was highest.