The fallout from Georgia's loss to Fresno State just keeps piling up. After the humiliating defeat -which if you watch ESPN, you know was the equivalent of a 14 or 15 seed winning it all, a fact they wouldn't stop talking about- the University has taken another shot on the chin. Long beloved mascot Uga, was so distraught about the loss that he decided that he was going to end it all. Thought published reports say that Uga VI died due to congestive heart failure, we know better. Sources say that he was so lost over the baseball teams inability to beet the bulldogs from the west, that he knocked over owner Sonny Seiler's trash and ate some chocolate to do himself in.
Uga VI lead a tough life, as he was never able to step out of the shadow of his much more famous father and grandfather. Uga V, was in the Movie "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" and Uga IV attended the Heisman presentation when Herschel Walker won in 1982.
Uga VI will be burryed in a shoebox, in the back yard of a Georgia booster, rather then outside the stadium as custom normaly would dictate. The change of interment arangements is due to the shamfull way that he took his own life.
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