I'm sure by now we've all seen the clip of Shaq "free style rapping" at some party asking "Kobe how my ass taste?". Shaq being the grown up that he is was "just having some fun" with the fact that Kobe couldn't win a championship without him on the team. Shaq after all was able to win another one in Miami without Kobe. Now if anyone knows about ass and how it taste it's Kobe lets be real but what if other stars acted this way.
Imagine Michael Jordan reacting this way to Scottie Pippen's failure to lead the Bulls to anything relevant after his first retirement. I'm pretty sure Jordan has never "free style rapped" in his life but it would've probably been pretty funny. Steve Young could do a Mormon chant about how Elvis Grbac was never able to lead the 9'ers after he left. Hell Tiger Woods could record a jazz song about every other golfer. You just don't see it though. Kobe and Shaq had a long history of ups and downs and just when you thought they might "remain boys" Shaq ask him how his ass taste. Oh well, I guess Kobe gets the last laugh because Shaq lost his "badge" at the Maricopa county sheriff's department. I hear he also is going to have to eat a green bologna sandwich and wear pink underwear for a week as punishment....
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