Just 3 minutes into his NBA career (a career which is already off to a 1 year delay) Portland center Greg Oden sprained his foot last night. Anyone who saw Oden play at Ohio State knows that is an amazing physical presence, and yet, he seems to lack the ability to stay physically healthy. Maybe we should consider that he is not 21 years old as he says he is, but 44 years old as his looks say he is. Have you ever seen him with glasses on? He looks older than Morgan Freeman, and that motherfucker is old as shit. I think we need to cut Oden open and count his rings. God knows Portland won't be in danger of winning any rings if he keeps getting hurt every third day. I think it's safe to say, that with 1% of the precincts reporting: Greg Oden is a huge bust.
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