As Greazy is off asking himself "Is this good for the company?" and XL is no doubt still crying in his lower calorie premium light beer, it is up to me to recap the weekend of sports that was. Men; what are you going to do?
Let's see. . .where to begin. The Rays made it a series, winning in the 11th inning against the New York, I'm sorry, The Boston Red Sox. Isn't funny how those two teams seems so similar now? Seriously, you'd think they didn't remember all those years of being whiny little bitches. And, the Phillies did what everyone thought they would do; lose behind Jamie Moyer. So, now the Dodgers think they can win. Good for them.
Now, football. As I mentioned before XL is crying because his Ravens got their butt holes pushed in by the Colts. Apparently, someone finally held up a mirror in front of Peyton Manning, so he could remember who the fuck he was. That bomb to Marvin was gorgeous. Sorry XL.
The Redskins got a little too penis-y and looked past the Rams, who won on a last minute field goal. But, before the Rams break their arms patting themselves on the back, they still suck.
Around the rest of the league: Tony Romo broke his little finger and will be out 4 weeks. Also, he was the beneficiary of the league's bullshit tuck rule. Somewhere, Al Davis is probably still dead. Did I also mention the blocked punt that resulted in the Cardinals winning OT touchdown? No? Well, it was great. Brett Favre is still magical, but Matt Cassel is not. Who knew?
Under the heading "Who the Fuck Cares": Texans beat Miami, Vikings beat Detroit, Packers beat Seattle. Oh, and Philly beat San Fran. Yawn.
Finally, Sarah Fucking Palin. She did get booed, a bit. But, come on, Philly. She kissed Scott Gomez and said she was going to root for New York because that bitch is from Anchorage. Enough Said.
So there you have it. All the news that is fit to print. Cheer up XL and Greazy. Remember one thing. The season is long, and your teams suck. Wait, that won't cheer you up. Never mind. I'll think of something else and get back to ya!!
2 comments:
Wow, that's one hell of a recap...what is worse is I actually benched Manning in fantasy this week which actually makes me stiff of the week.
It totally does. I had a good laugh about that one earlier.
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