Monday, September 8, 2008

Awwwwwww. . .Sick Burn


Did you hear that? It was the sound of millions of football fans reading about Tom Brady's season ending injury and laughing. I don't wish anyone harm, but this one is pretty sweet. (Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, I totally do!)

Somewhere Drew Bledsoe is laughing his ass off, Matt Cassel is throwing up and Bill Belichick is seeing if he can get his soul back from the devil. In terms of fantasy football's biggest monkey wrenches, this one just might beat the Bears beating the Colts.

Now Tom will have more time to sleep with his model girlfriend and father more illegitimate babies. Oh, right, and give the rest of the football world a chance to talk about something other than the Patriots.

Tommy, call Carson Palmer, he can tell you what to do. And, Schlack, take heart. The Flyers' season starts soon.

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