Someone needs to tell Barry Bonds and Don Fehr that if you keep crying collusion at the drop of a hat no one is going to believe you when you are actually being colluded against. In the wake of every major league team, Tampa included, turning their heads when Barry comes around, Fehr has said that the MLBPA is considering an investigation. What? So, basically Fehr (who coincidentally has done as much to destroy the integrity of baseball over the last decade as anyone else) is saying that because Barry can still hit the long ball, that every team should want him. And furthermore, if no team wants him, it's because the owners all got together and agreed not to sign him as punishment.
That is, of course, complete and utter crap. If lil' Boss wanted a slugger to bring the HR record back to Yankee Stadium, then Bonds would be in pinstripes no matter what the rest of the owners said. The fact is, Bonds is a fat, pimply faced nerd with a jewfro and no one wants to blow him.
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If Bonds is being colluded against because no one is signing him, that would be like that same fat kid saying that all the girls in his senior class are colluding against him because he never gets blown. I no one wants you, the very fact of them not wanting you en mas, doesn't prove that you are being wronged. It proves that no one wants to put your cock in their mouth.
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So by this logic does that mean MLB owners are colluding against me because they won't let me play? Barry and Don need to go back and read that old fable of The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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