I'm 0-2. And I am second to last in my league in points scored. I blame it all on my team captain Drew Brees. As the QB goes so goes the rest of the team. How can the Home Depot Presents Your Mom-nation have any faith in this once proud franchise with Brees' lethargic leadership? Sure Shawn Alexander is off to another slow start, and sure I can't figure out when to start Coles and when to start Branch, but isn't that all Drew's fault?
In two games I've lost 93-66 and 98-59, and in those game Brees has given me 7 and 17 points. That's just not good enough! So I think I'm going to call a meeting, at which I will make Drew put on a black and gold skirt and dance around singing "It's all my fault, it's all my fault." It may not help the team win, but it will make me feel better.
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