In a late breaking story this afternoon I was informed that I&TSG reporter Inky was injured by Mother Nature while on a nature hike alone. Why Inky was alone remains to be seen, it is rumored she was searching for the elusive "ratty blue" sleeping bag from the good ole days of YCP that Greazy used to tote around on his excursions. Other questions like where was Greazy during all of this and are Nature and Greazy in cohoots to take Inky out remain to be answered. This reporter hopes the truth is found and that the real killer I mean rock or stone is brought to justice.
From Hurlock, MD I'm XL Johnson Big Fat Dick......
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