Wednesday, September 12, 2007

A Modest Greazy Proposal


All the national sports media have lost their shit over this Patriots sign stealing thing. It's only a matter of time before it gets an official nickname like Patriotsgate, Signgate or Patriot Games. And what are we all up in arms about? One team getting the other team's defensive play as it comes in from the sideline. It seams to me all this could be averted if they would just enable the coach to talk to one of the defensive players (probably the MLB or one of the Safeties) just like they can talk to the QB.

That way you don't need elaborate hand signals, color coded ciphers and a Rosetta stone. You can just say "Omaha, Rack Under Sting" or whatever retarded name you have for your play. Am I crazy or what? This sounds way too easy and way too simple to not at least take a stab at.

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