Monday, February 25, 2008

More Fruity Picks


*Oregon's Uniforms against UCLA. The only question is, how much more black could they be. The answer? None.

*Schlack is wrong YET AGAIN!! Will wonders never cease.

*I hope the Rays do get Barry Bonds. Really. It is about time someone, besides the Orioles, started picking up pathetic, steroid-ridden has-beens. Might as well be them.

*Is doing a back flip at a NASCAR race gayer than climbing a fence? We may never know.

*Soccer players shouldn't wear flesh-toned shorts. When they run fast, it looks quite odd. (see above pic)

1 comment:

XL said...

A. It's a good thing that the ball is orange and the players were smiling...thats all I've gotta say about that one.

2. Let's just assume that Schlack is always wrong....because he is.

C. The only thing better than the Rays signing Bonds would be the O's signing Clemens.

4. Pretty much any NASCAR celebration that doesn't involve spinning your wheels or running an opponent (or opponents pit crew) off the track is gay. That includes celebrating with Pepsi or Gatorade as if it were champagne.

E. I think flesh tones should be banned in all clothing unless you are going to go all flesh tone and pretend to streak like Body Suit Man.