Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Bye Bye Boomer!!


This has probably been at least two years in the making but it looks like David "Boomer" Wells is finally going to be out of baseball. ESPN reports that the Padres have met with him and given him the option to retire respectably or be placed on waivers. Wells of course is not reachable for comment but lets explore why he is in this situation. First of all he's lost his last four starts and helped the Cardinals tie a major league record with 10 straight hits.

I've never really cared for Wells as a player even when he was with the O's. As a sideshow he is highly entertaining with the gout and the bar fight and all. I've never been impressed with him and can't stand to see his fat ass hanging out of his uniform. He looks like he belongs in the Wild Hogs movie more so than a Major League baseball game. Anyway, with all that said Good Bye Boomer I'm sure you'll make news making an ass out of yourself after your playing career....now if we could only get the other has been Boomer to retire.......

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