Today we take a moment to get to know the only female member of the I&TSG staff. Sadly, she has been forced to spend far too much time with Both XL and Greazy over the last decade, so she is ruined for normal men. Nah, but she has gotten used to hanging out with fat losers.
Name: Angry Inky
Location: Pleasuretown, USA
When did you first meet the other I&TSG members: Making fun of them from the back of a college classroom.
Favorite Teams (in order): New Zealand National Polo Team, Czech Republic Women's Handball Team, German Men's Table Tennis Team, Pro Bowler Walter Ray Williams Jr, Philadelphia Flyers
Top 5 Sports Movies: 5) Bull Durham; "Get a Hit Crash." "Shut Up"
4) Major League; "This guy here is dead!" "Well, cross him off then!"
3) Dodgeball; "You usually have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."
2) Necessary Roughness; "Is this the best time to make sure everyone plays. I haven't played yet."
1) Blades of Glory; "I was on quaaludes in Oslo, I don't even remember that."
Favorite Sports moment (in person or on TV) Miracle on Ice
Sports Dream: All I can say is, it involves cut-off shorts, car washing and Peyton Manning
Best story about meeting a pro athlete: I had to sign a confidentiality agreement, but it was a magical night. (just kidding) Actually, it would have to be the time Luis Matos, former Baltimore Oriole, asked me out on a date.
If you were a closer what would your introduction music be: Brick House by the Commodores
Favorite Curse word: Fuck
If god exists what would you like him to say to you upon entering heaven? Wow, You're boobs look even bigger up close
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